Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just want to make out with him forever
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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