About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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