well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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