woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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