I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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