I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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