walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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