Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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