And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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