So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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