check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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