Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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