i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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