problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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