Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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