Dual....:-)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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