The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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