smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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