You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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