she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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