We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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