hotel room ftw
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
did you just send me my own nude
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
