I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What a fucking waste of an outfit
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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