like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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