ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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