I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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