He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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