dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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