Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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