i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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