Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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