She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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