I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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