It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
