your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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