My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
