My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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