id be glad to
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
vagina is talking i cant
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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