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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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