wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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