found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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