Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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