that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
