well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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