Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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