69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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