i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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