please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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