Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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