Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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